INTJ

Several months ago a friend sent me this quiz, a simplified Myers-Briggs personality test.  As you may have inferred from my blog, I am a sucker for a web based answer to my near Quixotic quest for self understanding.

For those keeping score at home of my personality quiz results, I'm Charlotte from Sex in the City, Ralph in Simpsons, and the gay guy in The Village People.  So, according to Myers and Briggs, I'm an INTJ.  This personality is alternately described at "The Mastermind," "The Scientist" and "The Know-It-All Asshole."

Thus, I have decided to abandon my chosen career (and my burgeoning blogging stardom) to become an evil mastermind scientist.  I think the asshole is kind of implied by that.

But wait, I guess I could be a good mastermind scientist, or at least a morally neutral mastermind scientist, but then I wouldn't have as good an excuse for my three favorite pastimes:

1) Dressing in all black
2) Laughing maniacally
3) Building doomsday devices in the basement

Yes, I think the internet has finally delivered something useful to me, instead of the usual... well, porn.

No, wait, just did a google search for "evil mastermind scientist" and 98% of the results were porn.  And one treatise on the evil scientific method.  Nope, wait, it's mainly porn too.

A Crack Commando Unit

In honor of the upcoming A*Team movie (nice work Hollywood, only 20 years late), I've created an answer for all your sleepless nights trying to decide which cast member best represents your personality.

A*Team personality quiz:

Pick the Answer that best describes yourself.

1) I am:

A) Older, smart, and have lots o' gray hair.
B) Large, black and intimidating.
C) A woman

2) I enjoy:

A) Solving problems, helping the helpless, cigars
B) Being filled with men
C) Being helpless

3) My idea of the perfect saturday night is:

A) Having a plan come together
B) Jumping off dirt ramps and smashing into things
C) Being helpless

YOUR RESULTS......

Mostly "A"s :
Congratulations, you're Hannibal.  Um, what do you want, a medal?  Oh, you do?  Alright, I'll see what I can do.

Mostly "B"s:
Congratulations, you're the van.  Enjoy the brief increase in resale value you're going to enjoy following this remake, then be prepared to be stored in a barn next to a hillbilly's General Lee replicar.

Mostly "C"s:
We apologize, you appear to be a woman.  In the A*Team universe you register slightly above a cat and well below a helicopter in importance.  Sit back and hope a man comes along to help.


Hope that lets you rest a bit easier.  And, just for the record, Shaquille O'Neal would have made a kickass B.A. Baracus.  Bringing a bit of that Shaq-Fu magic back to the silver screen.