Your Votes Have Been Counted and Discarded

Yes, to all who participated in the Great Kiki Halloween Costume Vote of 2010, I thank you, my wife thanks you, even Kiki thanks you.  Well, she says phhbbbblhh, but she means thank you.  However, I regret to inform you that your votes, though tallied by the third most exclusive accounting firm in Hollywood (they do the counts for the People's Choice Awards!), were for nought.  No, my darling child was not a monkey.  She wasn't a flower or sushi.  She wasn't even a aviator/owl mashup.  Nope, she was Goku.


Thank you for your vote nonetheless.












What, oh, you're still here.  What's that?  Oh, you don't know what the fuck a Goku is?  It's a character from Dragon Ball, a Japanese anime.  Or, more succinctly, it's this:

And Kiki's version:

Illustrating the five-finger death touch technique

Eating her Dragon Ball.

But we got so many people saying, "What's a Goku?" "She's going to be a dragon?" and "Isn't Japanese anime all weird tentacle sex stuff?" that we decided to have a backup, more accessible and generally less odd costume.  Minnie Mouse.  Well, Minnie in an outfit a lot like her normal outfit, but not sanctioned by the Disney Corporation and Global Domination Task Force.

You may notice that she is flipping the bird, as if to say, "Fuck you bastards, I should have been Goku.  I learned the five-finger death touch technique for this bullshit?  Come closer, let me touch you!"