Monday, March 29, 2010

A crazy little person came to live at my house...

Oh Kiki, she is adorable, but my wife did rightly observe yesterday that, in becoming parents, we just brought home a really small person to live with us who doesn't communicate, does nothing to help in any way, and screams a lot.  Awesome, right?  I think Planned Parenthood should adopt that slogan:

"Want a small crazy screaming person to move in with you?  Screw your brains out.  If not, maybe visit us.  Planned Parenthood, preventing insane visitors for over 23 years."

Yes, I know, Madison Avenue beckons.

1 comment:

  1. If you lived in a proper city she could maybe get you into the HOV lane? And what about the TAX CUT? Just bursting with upshots!

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